Who am I, and what have I done to your computer?

A bit of Haiku is in order 
Computer person
Performs miracles daily
Others ask questions

I work with computers on a daily basis.  When the sun rises I get the kids off to school and then start working which is a mix of coding, talking on the phone and surfing the web.  My desk is a collection of wires disks and electronic gizmos with paper and some soda cans mixed in.  My walls have certificates some dusty some not.   I like intelligent users, people who don't bother me when I'm sleeping and the color blue.  

I speak HTML, PHP, VB, CSS and even some JavaScript.  I did take German in high school but that was SO long ago that I've forgotten it ALL.  There's a bunch more but I'm really sure you don't care about it, then again ITS MY PAGE and you will listen to ME!  I'm fluent in SQL (MS Access, MS SQLServer, Oracle and MySQL flavors).  I've been online since before the arrival of the World Wide Web and have played with computers as obscure as an IBM Baby 34.  I like video games and have a nice collection of systems and games.  I'm not a hard core gamer but will admit to a bit of addiction.   I've worked for Fortune 500 companies and soon to have a Fortune companies (like where I work now).  I was the victim of the Internet bubble bursting but retained my pride.  ( I didn't have a job but I didn't LOSE any money either).

...and In regards to your computer, I have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and that's what it will remain!